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aurorajosephine:

lemonysnickets-dickpickets:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Also reblogging for walnut.

Revolving for walnut and because it’s true. Being touched in these other spots gets a chick goin.

aurorajosephine:

lemonysnickets-dickpickets:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Also reblogging for walnut.

Revolving for walnut and because it’s true. Being touched in these other spots gets a chick goin.

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e-brat:

e-brat:

iggy azalea - fancy cover (dont laugh please it took a lot of courage to post this)

never forget 

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avocadoandvegemite:

I’m pro carbs and anti pants

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Anonymous said: You are so gorgeous! xoxo

Thank you :D that’s so sweet

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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maevele:

beautybyjasminec:

MAC X Rocky Horror Picture Collection — I cannot keep up with all of these collections MAC releases lol. I’m not too crazy about this collection from these pictures & others I have seen, but the lipsticks & glitters are something I will probably look into getting.

Release: Online: Sept 29 // In Stores (MAC ONLY): October 2

  • RIFF-RAFF Eyeshadow Palette ($44) 
  • Glitters ($23)
  • Pigment (LE) ($23)
  • Chromagraphic Pencils ($17.50)
  • Greasepaint Stick ($21)
  • Superslick Liquid Eye liner ($20)
  • Lipstick ($17.50)
  • Lip Pencil ($17.50)
  • Powder Blush ($24) (LE)
  • Sculpt & Shape Powder ($27.50)
  • Nail Lacquer ($13.50) (LE)
  • False Lashes (#7)($18.50) 

but I can throw together the makeup for any character in the rhps for like 12 bucks at walgreens. but I do like these, if i bought expensive stuff

Oh my lordy-lou.

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