Dita Von Teese
Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.
I hear no lies.
I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT
White women and their feather light drags are the reason why I live.
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
You’re an angel xxx
if you say something along the lines of “you don’t need to go to the gym you’re already skinny’ to me then there is a 9000% chance that the conversation is over and you can go home